Archive - Jen Jensen

But it didn’t satiate me. I wanted the personal God of my childhood. The God who heard my prayers and had a greater plan. But I’m still not sure what…

Jul 25 •

By Demand: Kale Farts & Ikea

I got home and sounded like a marching band as I walked the dogs. Each step expelled more of the gas festering inside of me. The smell was pure evil…

Jul 25 •

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